because so many programs behave differently when attached to a tty (like prompting for input) and I just want a plain text log that says when it succeeded or where it blew up.
Agreed, and my problem with even the usage above is that I often realize too late that "whatever" is not going to finish before I need to unplug. Then I have to kill "whatever" and restart with nohup and logging. tmux/screen always has me covered.