That's not cheating, that's the answer

Same.

And since I won with an age, company, and title that is literally me right now... Well, I'm not exactly sure what to do with it information but some internalization is in order.

I got into YC, immediately got a 6M offer from Google, sold and won.

I’ve had dates like that

sad reality of life

Sounds like someone who has never touched grass. ;-p