The cool thing about hiring a baker to replace my car's transmission is i didnt have to give any money to BIG AUTO. Of course, my car still doesnt drive, but I got to stick it to BIG AUTO!

To further feed these tortured analogies, your car is rusted and has no wheels. Replacing the transmission is pointless and it's time to send it to the wreckers and get a new car.

... yet you've been living out of your car as your only shelter, and didn't think of where you're going to go before you gleefully called the wreckers.

Also the car is actually a bus, there's a bunch of other passengers also living there, who are furious you're trying to get their perfectly suitable if not perfect bus sent to the wreckers because you think you can build a better bus out of the cardboard boxes on the corner.