When the da Vinci code came out I was traveling every week for work as a programmer consultant. I saw so many middle-aged women reading this book in airports that I became convinced that it was a self-help book.

I read the first few paragraphs of this submission (sorry, didn’t finish, I swear I already read this years ago) and to my surprise I realized that I’ve read every single book Dan brown published.

I read good stuff too… :(