You kids complain about always on. This was the late 90's the beeper was so they didn't have to pay for my cell phone. I was making stupid money so...
I grew to hate that fucking thing.
One got dropped down 4 stories in a wire chase.
Another I threw in front of a steam roller on its way to flatten some asphalt. The driver gave me a thumbs up and I pitched it.
I nailed one to a the bar of a dive I hung out in.
I think I "flushed" two... The first one was a mistake (I think the first to die) I brought it back in a plastic baggie. I was told to throw it out.
One out the car window at 80 (I was young and stupid and it was BFE texas... there wasnt a car for miles)
Another in a lake...
At some point they asked me to stop, I did, but it was fun while I could get away with it.
You kids complain about always on. This was the late 90's the beeper was so they didn't have to pay for my cell phone. I was making stupid money so...
I grew to hate that fucking thing.
One got dropped down 4 stories in a wire chase.
Another I threw in front of a steam roller on its way to flatten some asphalt. The driver gave me a thumbs up and I pitched it.
I nailed one to a the bar of a dive I hung out in.
I think I "flushed" two... The first one was a mistake (I think the first to die) I brought it back in a plastic baggie. I was told to throw it out.
One out the car window at 80 (I was young and stupid and it was BFE texas... there wasnt a car for miles)
Another in a lake...
At some point they asked me to stop, I did, but it was fun while I could get away with it.