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I could almost work that into my standup comedy routine (if I had one):

Woman sorting mail: "Oh, an ad for cremation! This one's for you." (handing it to husband)



I'm trying to decide if that's a cut on the husband (who can't really do much after he dies) or a cut on the wife because that's actually an actionable ad for him if she dies.


Never "explain" a joke. It won't become funnier.


Wow that's so funny I almost died.

I am at the hospital right now.

Please continue telling standup jokes until I cease from existing.


Thank you, sir.

Now I only need about five minutes of material that good.




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