This may not be the ideal forum for lighthearted sillyness, but I still think you have won 1000 internets and a life supply of adorable kittens. Well done ;)
You are lucky that this thread is about a vaguely tech-related external topic. In any thread where money was at stake, you would be down-voted for making it more difficult for money and entrepreneurs to find each other.
In the future please limit your comments to topics relevant to the ongoing tech bubble and attendant charlatanism.
