> Here's a novel idea: advertisers might put a modicum of care into selecting the time, place, and manner in which to present products to the world.

Yeah I totally agree. Bombarding peoples' senses isn't even effective advertising, IMO. They can do better.

Here's another novel idea: How about make products actually good, and let third parties review them? Most of the time I choose products based on reviews, not ads. If I'm in the market for something I probably will watch reviews about the various choices.