Yeah, they all just follow a template

Sure, but at a macro level we’re still compiling the same jokes.

Are you sure that's safe?

And I could add a couple of references.

I can only use them after they're free.

Narrator: They weren’t actually free.

How many people read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?

Arrested Development had a narrator: Ron Howard.

Let's make sure, I'll make a callok?

And if that doesn’t work, we can send a malloc?

Narrator: It's at this point Michael realized the futility of C++ and promptly learned Rust over a couple of beers pondering if he will ever survive the oncoming AI apocalypse.

They better be smart ones or it's back to class for you (though I fear you may have to brace yourself for worse than cough this).

I should note here that - while not related to C++ - I almost used .... instead of ... to make this joke extra funny ;-)