"We wanted to release a Windows version as part of Windows 98, but sadly, Microsoft has effective building security."
Now that would be funny if it came up in the anti trust lawsuit:
"You developed this competitor to a popular application and released it for free. Do you deny that this is anticompetitive?"
"Actually, we didn't develop that application, we didn't fund it, I have no idea where it came from - it just appeared on the CD we shipped Windows on."
"We wanted to release a Windows version as part of Windows 98, but sadly, Microsoft has effective building security."
Now that would be funny if it came up in the anti trust lawsuit:
"You developed this competitor to a popular application and released it for free. Do you deny that this is anticompetitive?"
"Actually, we didn't develop that application, we didn't fund it, I have no idea where it came from - it just appeared on the CD we shipped Windows on."
"It just... 'appeared'?"
"Yes"
"May I remind you that you're under oath?"