that's silly. obviously there's a missing apostrophe:

"it's currently Flan Sam's at pokemon"

obligatory simpsons reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLYris4kJU

thank god they're dormant eh

toroidal lasagne microwaves better

Spotted the Brit.

u wot m8

finally now i can kill pippin

see also Maniac Mansion Deluxe: a faithful remake of the original MM

https://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/play/game/401/

usb mouse discovered

Joe DeCur, primary architect of the Atari SIO bus, was involved in the design of USB. Some of his Atari-era notebooks helped kill a patent troll who was trying to extract rents from everybody using USB.

just until you get to upper management

worth a punt

pretty invasive to the microwave