Even if they're not serious

And it would be cool if it stated as much.

> For some players who like to hit the ball closer in, the torpedo bat might be a better option for them, though, he added. And because the barrel is wider in a place where those batters do hit, they will be more likely to hit the ball more often — giving players a higher batting average.

If the only constraints are material and weight, it should be possible to create a design that performs even better for this purpose. But at some point it stops looking like a baseball bat.

Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft Flight Simulator

Microsoft Flight Copilot for airline pilots!

Mafia Don shaking everyone down for their lunch money as usual. We used to be better than this.

> Sure, it might cure cancer, but… that’s just uncertain. Sure, we’ll go to space, but… we sure have many problems at home.

We're not going to space. We're filling our own orbit with ever-increasing quantities of space junk and speeding toward a tipping point where space launch will no longer be possible due to near-certainty of collision. Mister "Let's all go to Mars" Elon Musk is the single greatest contributor to this problem.

Well done, but kind of annoying that winning and losing the game both lead to the same clip.

You must be fun at parties.

Unlike Chuck Norris I'm the life of the party.

When you're walking around with your finger over your face all day, you should extend your thumb as well, so everyone can tell you're a Legend.

Maybe I should just get a custom sticker for my forehead. I'd fit in at cons with everyone walking around as a hologram

Let's send them thousands of tiny violins.